Mind-numbing Trash Videos

MTV. Damn you, MTV. You are the destroyer of all that is real and good. You wreak havoc in the form of Usher and Petey Pablo. Carson Daly is (or was) the demonic bearer of crappy intros to crappy songs with crappy videos (I guess he was to stupid for that job, too). You are destroying the music world one reality show at a time. You take what you say is 'cool'- which apparently changes every time anyone anywhere releases a new 'record' (I use the word lightly because most can't sing coughPuffycoughAshleeSimpson)- and force-feed it to idiot preteens obsessed with videos featuring rappers who only state "yeah! uh-huh!" every 5 seconds and a beat I could reproduce on my Casio Beatbox^TM (valued at $12.43). MTV, you are the definition of a front-runner. How can the music possibly be any god-damn good if it "dropped 4 places on the countdown this week, after debuting at #1." What the hell is that? Half, no wait, all of what you play is crap and, above all, not real music. I find it funny how they think they're Music Television. Do you know what MTV really stands for? Mind-numbing Trash Videos. 'Cause that's what you play. Crap. And those freaking reality shows? Thats not the real fucking world. The real world is people like us bitching about how bad MTV is! Air that you sons-of-bitches!