Better Than The Truth, Yet Again...
Ladies and getlemen of the world, we here at The Angry Penguin are proud to bring you yet another year of chaos. As this November 19th was the second annual observance of the founding of TAP, we are exceptionally honored as you recognize our greatness with parades, parties, orgies, mass exoduses, pinatas, national holidays, riots, cupcakes, nudity, or the celebratory ritual of your choosing. Donations are welcome - money, watches, fine clothing or spices, gold bullion, girlfriends are all acceptable. Will may also be accepting human souls, check with him.
Oh, and for the record, you're welcome.
- Scott "The Legend Continues" Clayton
This is your new opinion, thanks to Scott
6 people should've kept to themselves:
All hail us, aribiters of truth and possessors of magnificent... vocabularies.
11/21/2006 1:46 AM
:) parades!
11/22/2006 12:35 AM
Cupcakes are rather good.
11/26/2006 11:07 PM
my girlfreind has a penis, is that ok too?
11/27/2006 5:03 PM
Well, anonymous, thank you for bringing that up. It is okay that your girlfreind has a penis. It would be unacceptable, however, if your girlfriend had one. I hope you recognize both that distinction, and the fact that i precedes e except after c. We'll work on that.
11/27/2006 8:01 PM
Well if your girlfriend has a penis I'm not sure you have girlfriend. . .
-Bob
11/28/2006 6:15 PM
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