We Are Truly The Greatest
Ladies, gentlemen, and various other quasi-intelligent life forms, I would like to thank you all. Today is the 19th of November - a landmark date in the history of the world. For it was on this date in 2004 that the first post of The Angry Penguin was released to the public. After one year, we have experienced some very good posts and some dry periods. But, at this time, we think that The Penguin is really picking up speed. Thanks for your support, and don't forget to tell your friends.
- Scott "The Legend Is Only Beginning" Clayton
This is your new opinion, thanks to Scott
6 people should've kept to themselves:
I just had to say something! Did you see on the homepage it says "0 people agree"? Well that's not right, you guys kick ass.
Bob "What are friends for?" Nuse
11/21/2005 5:13 PM
Bob, you will be handsomely rewarded in the afterlife.
I thank you.
11/21/2005 8:52 PM
To make this special occasion I have decided to release fifty white doves into the whirly blades of a heli-chopper.
11/23/2005 8:53 AM
Which reminds me...
This Monday, November 28th, is the first observance of National Kill-Something-And-Wear-It Day.
Take appropriate measures to ensure the success of this violence-driven holiday.
11/26/2005 1:51 AM
totally sweet. this has nothing to do with anything but i'd like to tell will that if he can find 999,999 other people to chip in a penny for his "amazing apartment" i will also. Never mind the fact that its a horrible idea that won't work.
Joe "if everyone else does this i will too so i can be cool" Grammer
12/06/2005 10:00 PM
It's funny because his grammar's terrible.
But good call on the alias. We like to use those here at the Penguin.
12/07/2005 9:36 PM
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