A Haiku For You
In English yesterday, we briefly mentioned haiku and read a couple. They were fairly good, but I knew I could do much better. So here are a few I concocted throughout the day:
You wish to battle?
Then we will fight for our honor
I know Jujitsu
The chicken is dead
She produces no more eggs
Pancakes for breakfast
Dingos are not smart
I caught one and tamed it
I ride it around
Barrels of apples
It took all day to pick them
Slavery is hard
It has bitten me!
Squirrels do not make very good pets
I may have rabies
Snowman is melting
Damn you infernal sunlight
Now he's a puddle
Sack of potatoes
It tumbles down the staircase
Who the hell threw that?
Will is a Mexican
So he is good at lawn care
And washing dishes
Kittens in a box
Only fifteen dollars each
I'll take the black one
Gladiator skills
I drowned a guy in some soup
I am Spartacus
Lightning hit my cat
Static electricity
Makes him all poofy
Blog Ho loves the cunt
He fills his with nacho cheese
I wish I had one
Pretty goddamn good right? Perhaps I'll work on some more and post them regularly. Anyway, here's the quote of the day:
While discussing an attractive young lady he plans on pursuing-
"So my strategy is: she's pretty much small enough that I can rape her pretty easily."
-Pete
- Scott "sekkusu ga umai" Clayton
This is your new opinion, thanks to Scott
13 people should've kept to themselves:
I prefer limericks myself. Here's one about a transvestite:
There once was a young lass named Annie
She liked to take it up through her fanny
Until one day the priest
In a fit of relief
Told my daddy the story of ol' Annie
So it's sort of one of those infinite things, because you start over at the beginning again. I'm thinking of making it a series; I'm working on the second installment.
4/07/2005 6:32 PM
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
4/07/2005 6:47 PM
olly good work. Unfortunately, my favorite:
Will is a Mexican
So he is good at lawn care
And washing dishes
is wrong.
As much as I love this Haiku, it is not one. If you checked "Will (1) is (2) a (3) Mex(4) i (5) can (6).
And Haikus follow the 5-7-5 syllable pattern as you know.
-Will "The MEX"
4/07/2005 6:55 PM
A fellow named Jack,
He reminds me of Fanny-
Likes it in the ass
Stupid Irishman
O'Connor is full of crap
Annie is his mom
Will's a mexican
So he's good at lawn care
And washing dishes
(Plus, everyone knows that 6-7-5 is the Mexicano style of haiku.)
Although John is hot
Bob Saget is much cooler
He's Danny Tanner
And one for the road...
Oral fixation
Like to put things in my mouth
But not penises
4/07/2005 10:09 PM
yes...good...maybe too good...way too good...scary good.
4/09/2005 12:28 AM
will Will come over
my lawn's a dandylion
i'll give him tacos.
great stuff.
4/09/2005 1:26 PM
man haiku really IS the new black!!
4/10/2005 1:15 PM
lets go lynch some spics
I hate those nigger bastards
Ku Klux Klan member
4/10/2005 1:41 PM
scott is a big hoe
he likes to suck his big toe
now he has herpes
4/11/2005 6:50 PM
I'm more a poetry freestyler, myself. And this, this one's for you, boys:
an ode to a kitty on the road
there is a kitty on the road
a car goes vroom
kitty looks up
car hits kitty
kitty looks flat
lumpy
gutless
dead
there is a kitty on the road
Needless to say, inspired by roadkill. Amazing where inspiration can come from. A beautiful thing.
thelastditch.blogspot.com
Read me and weep.
4/14/2005 12:13 AM
And I've also been whoring for Hallmark on the side lately. This is my latest stroke of brilliance:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wish more peeps
Were spiff as you
4/14/2005 12:15 AM
They are pretty good you prolific swine. Her's mine:
To write a poem
With seventeen syllables
Is very diffic.
4/25/2005 9:22 PM
burkey hearts teh cock
he plays guitar like a noob
my skillzorz own him
5/01/2005 10:24 AM
Post a Comment
<< Home