All in all, the Super Bowl went pretty well. The Patriots did win, and as an Eagle-hater, I'm glad Philly lost. Plus, Harrison had those 2 sweet interceptions. You have to love interceptions. If not for ints, sacks, and fumbles, football would be really boring. Anyway, here it is:
The Super Bowl in Review
- Gay-ass Diet Pepsi Truck Commercial - I hate Diet Pepsi. I hate Carson Daly. I hate this commercial.
- Fed-ExKinko's 10 Parts of a Commercial - I like Burt Reynolds. I like bears. I like Journey. And they pretty much got the formula right. #1 in my book.
- Budweiser - Usually a heavy-hitter in the commercial department, especially with last year's horse-fart commercial. Did they even have a commercial this year? I am not pleased.
- Cialis - Only one erectile-dysfunction commercial in the whole Super-Bowl? I was a-fucking-mazed. Only one!
- Lincoln Fry - Pretty funny, #2 all-around.
- Lays - Pretty sucky commercial, but it had MC Hammer in it. Hammer alone bumps it up to #3.
- Halftime - Sir Paul McCartney was pretty damn good. My favorite part was when he tore of his jacket. I thought he was going to flash a tit. (I apologize, but that joke was mandatory.) The old fucker can still sing. I liked it. They didn't have any new pop douche-bags up there with him either. (N'Sync and Aerosmith- there's 2 bands that should never be in the same state together)
Remember in Ace Ventura when they're at the insane asylum, and Ace is prancing around in the tutu. Then, as they walk down the hallway, he yells "Halftime!", laps up some water, and slams his head into the chair? Just popped into my head.
- Scott "He's Gonna Air This One Out..." Clayton
PS. I like it when they say "He's gonna air this one out..." while the QB throws a cannon downfield. It makes me feel like I'm in the game.
