Don't Panic

Today was it. April 29th. We had been awaiting this day for so long.

After school, Will, Brendan, Jack, Bob, and I went to see The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Will and I even brought our towels. Brendan didn't know where his was. (Brendan = strag)

All in all, it wasn't too bad of a movie. Definitely not even in the same Galaxy as the book, but it wasn't as much of a disgrace as I expected it to be. Martin Freeman was obviously good as Arthur Dent. Mos Def I very much liked as Ford. And Sam Rockwell did alright with Zaphod. Although due to that idiotic subplot with Humma Kavula, he was acting drunk for half the movie.

Jack had this to say about the movie: "I thought it was groovy, but I didn't read the book, which must be exponentially better."

He is absolutely right. Although a true hitchhiker probably would have used the phrase "infinitely better". We're still working on Jack.

How would one describe the movie? I think it's safe to say that it's:

Mostly Harmless


- President of the Imperial Galactic Government Scott Clayton

The Food Rules

Sorry we haven't updated in a while, but we are undertaking a new project. It is this:

The Food Rules


We are going to try and update that site with a new rule daily. So bear with us. But be careful, because bears kill people.

A Haiku For You

In English yesterday, we briefly mentioned haiku and read a couple. They were fairly good, but I knew I could do much better. So here are a few I concocted throughout the day:

You wish to battle?
Then we will fight for our honor
I know Jujitsu

The chicken is dead
She produces no more eggs
Pancakes for breakfast

Dingos are not smart
I caught one and tamed it
I ride it around

Barrels of apples
It took all day to pick them
Slavery is hard

It has bitten me!
Squirrels do not make very good pets
I may have rabies

Snowman is melting
Damn you infernal sunlight
Now he's a puddle

Sack of potatoes
It tumbles down the staircase
Who the hell threw that?

Will is a Mexican
So he is good at lawn care
And washing dishes

Kittens in a box
Only fifteen dollars each
I'll take the black one

Gladiator skills
I drowned a guy in some soup
I am Spartacus

Lightning hit my cat
Static electricity
Makes him all poofy

Blog Ho loves the cunt
He fills his with nacho cheese
I wish I had one


Pretty goddamn good right? Perhaps I'll work on some more and post them regularly. Anyway, here's the quote of the day:

While discussing an attractive young lady he plans on pursuing-
"So my strategy is: she's pretty much small enough that I can rape her pretty easily."
-Pete



- Scott "sekkusu ga umai" Clayton