English As A Second Language

Ladies and gentlemen, I have discovered (invented?) one of the most amazing words ever. Prepare yourselves:

Meh.


That's it. Just 'meh'. Why is that so great, you say? It's not even a real word. Well, to that I say... meh. Think about it. (Put the emphasis on the 'm')

"How's work?"
"Meh."

"Hey Johnny how are ya? How's school?"
"Meh."

"Sir, do you even know what malignant means?"
"Meh."


Often accompanied by a shrug and/or deliberate blink, the term embodies so much more than just a sound. It transmits a direct feeling of complete and utter disinterest. It says everything without actually saying anything. Try it. You won't be disappointed.




- Scott "I really couldn't care less" Clayton